You're anorexic if you're thin
You're not? Then you're obese.
If you're different, you're insane
You're not? Then you're a fake.
If you're happy, you're hiding something.
You're not? You must be emo.
If you're dating, you're a slut.
You're not? You must have no friends.
If you're popular, you're a jerk.
You're not? You're a nobody.
If you're quiet, you must be disabled.
You're not? You obnoxious freak.
If you're you, you're wrong.
You're not?
Then you must be perfect.
Hetalia Quote Commentary by MidnightShadows24, journal
Hetalia Quote Commentary
Canada: Then we can both have fun!
Me: .......~inbedplz (https://www.deviantart.com/inbedplz):iconatnightplz:
France: *to England and America* You must delay the sexual tension, we have a meeting to finish!
Me: :iconpervyspongebobplz: Oh France, you little FrUK troll, you. :iconfrancetrollplz:
France: Sorry to be so late! Halloween is not Halloween if I'm not being questioned by the police!
Me: You know, I can relate. I got questioned last year on Halloween night for screaming a little kids as they walked past my house. I got in a shit load of trouble, don't know why, though. The police said something about 'disturbing the peace'.
America: Alright guys, so I've got this swee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-c4HNiWG1g
FUUUUUCK
ANOTHER CREEPY GAME
TELETUBBIES + SLENDER+ SURVIVERS = Slendytubbies OoO
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I SCARED D,,,,,: OH THE HUMANITY! >o<
ТОТЬЯНА АНДЕЕВНА, ХОТЕЛИ БЫ ВЫ ПОИГРАТЬ? ЯБ НОЛОЖИЛ В ШТАНИШКИ.
PS
YOU CAN CHANGE THE TIME. LIKE SUNSET, DAY, NIGHT (as I know)
Hetalia Meme, Bitches! by MidnightShadows24, literature
Literature
Hetalia Meme, Bitches!
Choose 10 characters:
1) America
2) England
3) France
4) China
5) Russia
6) Canada
7) Germany
8) Prussia
9) Hungary
10) Romano
~Questions~
1) 6 Enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do?
Me: *smiles like a total creeper* You can spend the night in my room, if you'd like. ~CreeperSmilePLZ (https://www.deviantart.com/creepersmileplz)
Canada: :iconcanadawtfplz: On second thought, I think I'll go back to my room...
2) You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on?
I'm laughing my ass off as Hungary tries to get France and Prussia to do some Yaoi pictures for her. Then, when I'm done laughing, I go over to help her, FOR THE SAKE OF GAY PORN! :
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Pick 10 random characters
Germany
Italy
Japan
America
England
France
Spain
Prussia
Canada
Sweden
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: This is now mine
Germany: DX
2 confesses his love to you.
Italy: Ve~! Shadow Ti Amo!
Me: aww thats so sweet Italy, but i love you more like a brother
Italy: *has tears form*
Me: *panics and hands him pasta while hugging him* Im so sorry Italy!
You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
Me: Hi Kiku!
Japan: Herro Shadow-chan
You win a free holiday with 4.
America: Shadow dude! pack up we're going to disney land!
Me
Hetalia Meme - Created by Auro-chan. :D by AzureKit, journal
Hetalia Meme - Created by Auro-chan. :D
Blank Hetalia Character Meme!
(By Auro-Sya & Punkstar738)
List 10 Hetalia characters in a random order:
1) Hong Kong
2) America
3) Prussia
4) Austria
5) Norway
6) South Korea
7) England
8) Denmark
9) Japan
10) Romano
You wake up to find [5] sitting next to your bed: Norway.
Sara: *Yawns* Ah, what a beautiful morning to wake up and go to sc--...
Norway: ...What?
Sara: ... Well that escalated quickly.
After dealing with that, you go to get dressed and ready for your day ー only to have [4] invade your room and choose your clothes for you. No exception. Austria.
Sara: Finally got Norway out of my room. Hopefully there won
Blank Hetalia Character Meme!
(By Auro-Sya & Punkstar738)
List 10 Hetalia characters in a random order
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
You wake up to find [5] sitting next to your bed.
After dealing with that, you go to get dressed and ready for your day ー only to have [4] invade your room and choose your clothes for you. No exception.
Now that you're a fashion disaster ー or fashion win? ー you head to the kitchen and discover [8] making you breakfast.
Oh crap! You missed the bus! Fortunately, [1] is here to give you a ride.
By some miracle you make it to school on time. Heading to your first class, y
WRITTEN Hetalia School meme by Mysterysongs, literature
Literature
WRITTEN Hetalia School meme
1. Your homeroom teacher is: America
America: (Bursts into classroom) Hey dudes today is going to be totally awesome! We're going to be having a field trip tomorrow, and it's going to be great! Now for safety If anyone gets hurt, come to me because (Hero pose) I'll be the hero!
Students: YAAAY!
Me: (Tackles America) Why aren't you my teacher for EVERY subject?!
2. You English teacher is: England
England: (Slightly drunken slur) I hope you all got straight A's last year. I refuse to put up with any BASTARDS who butcher the language I worked so hard to create! (Sips tea)
My idiotically hilarious "friend": Yo, wassup dawg?
Eng